Provoking Saint Nick

God grant me the serenity to not choke the wildcard of rich b*tches... Charlie f*cking McAllister.

My best friend's little sister and tormentor extraordinaire. Star of my every trauma as a teenager. And thanks to our mothers and their matchmaking schemes for our annual ski week… my savior. Or ruin.

One week as a couple, putting on a show for our parents while avoiding our exes. How hard could it be?

Until we're stuck sharing a room. A room with one bed. And a toy arsenal the spawn brought with her big enough to subdue a small country.

I promised not to f*ck Chance's baby sister, but who was going to keep her from f*cking me?

Includes a Provoking Saint Nick bonus story.