Dirty Groom

It seems like a solid plan - Get hitched, Vegas-style. - Lose each others numbers, permanently. - Avoid pitfalls of real marriage forever. Until I sober up, and my wife is already gone. Its what we agreed to.

But I dont like it. A year later, I find her. I have another solid plan to undo our mistake.

Only now, Im not so sure the cocktail napkin with our prenup can protect me from the one thing I swore I wouldnt dofall in love.