My Boss's Sister

Memo to my boss: I knocked up your sister...

Surprise! You're an uncle!...

I quit and I'm going into witness protection.

Look, you don't need to tell me I'm making the mistake of a lifetime.

I'm not only breaking bro-code but I'm setting myself up to be fired or even castrated.

I never planned on falling for my best friend's sister.

A man can only take so much sweet, delicious temptation and Valerie Windsor is my kryptonite.

They say there's a fine line between love and hate, and the only thing she seems to love more than hating me—is making me suffer.

Two can play at that game.

I tortured her, made ridiculous demands, threw her desk out into the hallway.

I even fired her…TWICE.

But the moment we touched…it was like gasoline on a fire.

Keeping our hookups a secret wasn't hard.

Hell, it was even exciting.

Her forbidden fruit tasted that much sweeter.

Keeping my feelings a secret, however, isn't so easy.

Not to mention hiding the fact that my boss… Is about to be an uncle.