My Favorite Mistake

My First Mistake:

Breaking up with my boyfriend right before I turn thirty.

Second Mistake:

Requesting my expert in the sack best friend, Griffin, give me a leg-shaking orgasm as a birthday gift.

My Third Mistake:

Lying to myself that I wouldn’t fall for my best friend just because we slept together.

My Fourth Mistake:

Accidentally telling Griffin I love him.

And losing our friendship forever.