Milky

Herb is the best kind of man.

He always listens.

He’s very agreeable.

He helps me at work.

He’s a good cleaner.

He doesn’t complain.

And holy moly can he suck.

I thought it would be me and Herb forever, the only guy to ever understand my needs.

Then one night when Herb and I are cleaning the DNF bookshop, I notice my favorite book is no longer on the shelves.

We discover a cute guy in the store, reading our favorite book:

Milk Mama: The Adult Male's Guide to Drinking Milk From The Source.

All I can hope is that he's into MFV.