Sentient Claus
This year, Santa’s Naughty list is out of control, with a record sixty-nine percent increase in baddies. The reason? Santa’s stuck in the past, punishing folks for the harmless pleasure of reading steamy romance novels. The workshop is buzzing with if salacious stories keep trending, Christmas might be over for good.
Enter Sylas, Santa’s sentient sleigh with a big…heart. When Sylas stumbles upon the truth behind the names on The Naughty List, he knows he has to act. On the night before Christmas Eve, he sneaks away from the North Pole with a secret mission to set things right—delivering special toys to those unjustly labeled “naughty”.
But defying Santa is no small feat. After all, he knows what’s going on everywhere and with everyone. When Sylas returns home, can he convince an angry Santa that being bad can be oh-so-good? Only if he and a fiery Mrs. Claus team up to show Nick how to turn up the heat!
Tradition doesn’t bend for a sleigh with ideas, but Mrs. Claus certainly will!
Sentient Claus is a Christmas sentient object romance that’s hotter than a hot apple cider on a cold winter’s day. With this holiday tale about a sleigh and Mr. and Mrs Claus—Christmas has never been naughtier!
- Pages
- 109
- First published
- 2024
- Edition
- Ebook
Shelved by 6 Litcadians
Reviews
Finished December 22, 2024
⭐⭐⭐ 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Favorite line: “Since you want to act like a little twat online, then you can be treated like one. Pussies need panties, so enjoy choking on mine, Pussy Claus.” 📖 My Thoughts Wow this was actually pretty good, I think I can round it up to 3.5 for the plot being easy to follow and realistic. I love that Holly is using this book as a way to call out all the smut book haters and the religious prudes. This book is not meant to dissect or critique on a in-depth level. Just live a little and have fun! Once again, all the punny jokes Holly uses in her books, especially relating to Christmas in this one, was chef's kiss. Leave it to her to bring a sleigh to life to have him slay at life with his newfound identity and woman. Love that he and Madame Claus get their HEA. Santa gets what he deserves! ⚠️ Trigger Warnings Graphic: Misogyny, Sexism, Sexual content Moderate: Cursing, Domestic abuse, Sexual violence Minor: Body horror 🌶️ Spice Okay, the spice was actually pretty hot if a little cringe at times with the use of some of the words. I loved how Madame Claus took control and showed Santa who was boss. We love a woman who can take control. Sleighhhhhh girl.
Started December 22, 2024 · Finished December 23, 2024
Yessss! Get em Holly! Love the early call out in this, the smut shammers can go fuck themselves. I also love how this is such a familiar story with real world trolls, and people who just need to mind their own fucking business or get fucked, who is anyone to judge what people choose to do with their body, life, or time. Sylas… perfect book boyfriend. Love buddy reading these novellas with a few book besties. 🌶️5/5 Super spicy, eh kinda cringe lol but I honestly expect nothing less from a Wilde novella lol this author has a fun way of making things interesting, punny, and there was actually a decent plot with this one. Theres a lesson to be learned here...
